Stephen T. Colbert for Prez
October 23, 2007
I have been waiting for this moment for years…a real presidential candidate. Last week Stephen Colbert announced that he is in fact running for the President of the United States of America in South Carolina. I don’t know how serious he is about seeing his campaign to the end or if he will run outside of his home state after the primaries are over and I don’t care.
He is a white man but I can forgive him this flaw because he is articulate, intelligent, and witty. And for all you Conservatives out there he is a southerner who is a family man of Christian values. So forget all those dry, lying, spineless losers and tune in to Stephen Colbert.
